Monday, February 2, 2008 is National Talk Like Christian Bale as Batman Day.
You know, make your voice ridiculously hoarse.
So before you leave for work on Monday, gargle with tequila and Pop Rocks, swallow a Brillo Pad, eat a whole pineapple.
Do whatever you need to to in order to achieve that particular vocal styling and then see what happens when you Super Size your Big Mac at lunch.
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