Heard you missed us.
That’s right kids, your Gonzo Geeks have reconvened and throw a week’s worth of investigative surfing into a big hat. Not as big a hat as Slash, but a big hat none the less. Now its time to see what the boys have come up with.
But before we get to that, we have some other business to get to don’t we.
You know what I’m talking about.
Say hello to this week’s cheesecake, Zoe Saldana.
Ms. Saldana’s new movie, The Losers, opens today. In the last year, her movies have grossed over one billion dollars. It doesn’t hurt that two of those movies are Star Trek and, of course, Avatar. Having the highest grossing movie of all time in your bikini top sure will boost a girl’s ranking.
Zoe has been in line for cheescake honors since Avatar came out, but kept getting pushed. Now she has two movies in theaters, The Losers and Death at a Funeral, and Avatar hitting DVD this week. That’s a perfect cheesecake storm kids.
On with the links.
From The Onion, one that slipped through the cracks.
Another oldie but goodie.
And, John thinks, the best ever.
Another reason to like Eric Berry. Seriously, the best athlete John ever covered. Bar none. Even though John pissed him off the day Fulmer got fired asking him if he’d consider a transfer.
The Brain. Nuff said.
Hugh Yuse’ Used Car Lot.
Finally, some info on Eastbound and Down, Season 2.
Not only can he do it, he already acts the part.
Chris saw Pantera during this era, opening for Anthrax and Helstar…and they still rocked.
New Phil Anselmo interview.
Sex & Drugs &…Ian Dury. (US debut next week at Tribeca)
David’s Iraq deployment blog.
McLaren’s final photo-op.
Let’s see if cleavage really causes earthquakes.
Who is the hardest working actor in Hollywood? Nope. You’re wrong.
Super powers are coming! KICK ASS!
Speaking of superpowers…The Green Hornet is getting the 3-D treatment.
And finally, in case you missed it, Facebook took over the internet this week.
And this is what it means to you.