Its hot out there kids. Summer is in full swing and its getting harder and harder to cool off.
Its also been a hot month for us here at GonzoGeek. Our traffic went through the roof thanks to folks looking for pictures of Katherine Heigl. We thank each and every one of you who looked at this picture.
This week saw the debut of season 2 of Jersey Shore on MTV. MTV finally worked out the last possible iteration of the The Real World idiom and has started moving the entire cast to a different city, presumably to spread the crabs around.
No, this doesn’t mean Snooki is going to be our cheesecake. I wouldn’t do that to you. Instead, I decided to go with a Jersey Girl who is much gentler on the eyes.
Say hello to the pride of Cherry Hill, New Jersey…Ali Larter.
She first jumped into our collective consciousness wearing a whipped cream bikini in Varsity Blues. Then she spent a few seasons as America’s favorite schizo She-Hulk on Heroes. Now expecting her first child, she’ll be seen next kicking zombie ass in Resident Evil: Afterlife.
On to the links.

John submits a new Twitter feed for your fantasy sports needs.
Behind the scenes in the final hours of The Tonight Show.
Vince McMahon sits down for an extended interview with the local newspaper.
Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Steve Carrell.
The latest from the Mayor of Parts Unknown.
A good story on dismissed Oregon QB (and future Ole Miss QB??) Jeremiah Masoli.
The story ESPN didn’t want you to read about King James.
Comic-Con 2010: Geeks 1, F-heads 0
Evidently, however, not ALL Star Wars Geeks were in San Diego last week.
And Superman was busy helping this guy…
They know what Geeks like. They know what Geeks want.
The Black Hole (aka Know When to Stop).
Is Houston the next No Depression hotbed?
These guys are closer, but isn’t that a Windows wallpaper?
…and now LIVE (different song, minus the Captain’s hat).
Someone finally figured out how to get guys interested in Jane Austen.
19 regrettable pop culture tattoos.
Tomorrow is the MLB trade deadline. Let’s take a look at who is available in the buyer’s market.
salad taste good
touche on the pic of ali. she is so luscious…truly worthy of a little b&t.