John’s a sports writer and sado-masochist (code for diehard Cubs fan) from Tennessee.
He graduated from Virginia with a double major in English and History, which means he was assigned many books that were not read. Upon receiving his degree, he took the requisite vow of poverty and entered the journalism career.
In his spare time, he enjoys traveling. Main hobbies include watching baseball and professional wrestling, and playing video games. For these reasons he is thankful that he has found a woman willing to touch him.