Ben Linus: I was terrified that I was about to lose the only thing that had ever mattered to me...my power... This week: Theoretical redemption through Saved By The Bell-meets-Law & Order plotlines. Also, maybe we find out why Jin can't die. I. On This Week's After-School Special / Episode of Fat Albert A. The … Continue reading LOST Notes: Dr. Linus – A Ben Without Balls Or Bruises
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Sayid Jarrah: I stabbed him in the chest like you told me to. THEN I let him talk to me. This week: Sayid doesn't screw around. Secondary characters, you are on notice! Main characters, you are all fine, don't sweat. I. Sayidways A. That is definitely not Sayid's brother. He doesn't have an awesome goatee, he doesn't … Continue reading LOST Notes: Sundown – For Plot Devices, That Is
Hugo "Hurley" Reyes: Ok, but trying to get Jack to do something is, like, impossible. This week: Ok, seriously, guys, quit winking at me and make with the plot development. I. Wait, Jack's Kid Is Also Kind Of An Aloof, Secretive Dick? You're Kidding Me! A. I am grossed out that the portal … Continue reading LOST Notes: Lighthouse – Showing Us The Way To The Same Ending As Last Week
James “Sawyer” Ford: Well, I guess I better put some pants on. This week: As always, Locke helps things get back on track, the "candidates" are revealed and Jacob should probably learn to keep a pen and piece of paper on him at all times. I. Locke - Plane Crash = Train Wreck … Continue reading LOST Notes: The Substitute – Assessing The Candidates
Jack Shephard: You have a few questions? Well so do we. This week: even an atomic bomb can't make Kate's backstory interesting. I. Alternate Reality Kate Is Just Kate Without Men To Sleep With (Yet) A. If all the extra screen time for Alternate Reality Arzt (ARzt?) doesn’t end with him still, somehow, getting blown … Continue reading LOST Notes: What Kate Does – Lowers My Expectations For This Season, That’s What
Jack Shephard: Nothing is irreversible. This time: Sayid has died, Sayid is risen, Sayid will come again. Also, no matter the universe, reality or timeline, Kate sucks. And hey, Other Others! I. Rock Me, Iraqi Jesus A. Pretty sure dead Juliet and nearly-dead Juliet needed to get on the same page. Nearly dead – “it … Continue reading LOST Notes: LA X, Part 2 – Indiana Jack & The Temple Of WTF?
Desmond Hume: Nice to meet you, Jack...or to see you again. This time: They get off the Island, but they also don't get off the Island, Juliet dies (again!), a bunch of other dead people make cameos and even the all-knowing-all-seeing-dead-guy-of-the-universe can't share a little info when things get heavy. I. In Which Jack Is More … Continue reading LOST Notes: LA X, Part 1 – Doomed To Repeat It
Jacob: It takes a very long time when you're making the thread...but I suppose that's the point, isn't it? OR Rose Nadler It's always something with you people. LOST, Season 5 Finale The Incident I. In Which The Mysterious Puppeteer Is Not Only Real, But He Looks Kinda Like Your Fuck-Up Uncle. A. I'm going … Continue reading LOST Notes, Season 5 Finale: The Incident
Hugo "Hurley" Reyes: All right, dude. We're from the future. Sorry. LOST, Season 5, Episode 15 Follow The Leader I. The Part Where Richard Looks To Be In His Early 40s And Helps Some Of The Castaways Pursue Their Definition Of Destiny. A. For all the Kate mockery over the past several seasons, I totally … Continue reading LOST Notes, Season 5, Episode 15: Follow The Leader
James "Sawyer/LaFleur" Ford: Whatever her reason is, helping H.G. Wells here talk to his mommy ain't got nothing to do with it. LOST, Season 5, Episode 14 The Variable I. The Manchurian Physicist A. "Hey, sorry guys, my mom says I'm too smart to take piano lessons any more. What's that? My lunch money? No, … Continue reading LOST Notes, Season 5, Episode 14: The Variable
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