LOST Notes, Season 5, Episode 13: Some Like It Hoth

This week: When you heard the title was "Some Like It Hoth," you probably had a pretty good idea of how the episode was going to go.  You were mostly right. Miles Straume: Third day we were here, I was on line at the cafeteria and my mother got in line behind me.  That was … Continue reading LOST Notes, Season 5, Episode 13: Some Like It Hoth

LOST Notes, Season 5, Episode 12: Dead Is Dead

This week: "Dead is Dead" (the phrase, not the episode) might be the biggest sack of shit they've ever tried to feed us. They may as well have called this one "No Seriously, Walt Is Old Because Time Travel" or "Jack Is A Reasonable Man" or "Different Haircut = Different Ages!!!". John Locke: ...then I'm … Continue reading LOST Notes, Season 5, Episode 12: Dead Is Dead

LOST Notes, Season 5, Episode 11: Whatever Happened, Happened

A review of the past week’s episode of LOST from a frustratedly loyal (and loyally frustrated) fan. This week: The group has a hard time coming to terms with the fact that "Whatever Happened, Happened". Roger Linus: LaFleur asked me where my keys were. That bastard doesn't ask any questions he doesn't already know the … Continue reading LOST Notes, Season 5, Episode 11: Whatever Happened, Happened

LOST Notes, Season 5, Episode 10: He’s Our You

A review of the past week’s episode of LOST from a frustratedly loyal (and loyally frustrated) fan. This week: It takes a whole episode of manufactured tension for Sayid to finally do what he was born to do in "He's Our You". James "Sawyer" Ford: Three years, no burning buses. Ya'll are back for one … Continue reading LOST Notes, Season 5, Episode 10: He’s Our You

LOST Notes, Season 5, Episode 9: Namaste

A review of the past week’s episode of LOST from a frustratedly loyal (and loyally frustrated) fan. This week: Say "Namaste" to the returning castaways as Kate puts the "drama" in "Dharma"...or something. Kate's stupid, that's my point. Christian Shephard: I'm sorry, but you have a bit of a journey ahead of you. LOST, Season … Continue reading LOST Notes, Season 5, Episode 9: Namaste

LOST Notes, Season 5, Episode 8: LaFleur

A review of the past week’s episode of LOST from a frustratedly loyal (and loyally frustrated) fan. This week: In-jokes, awkward pauses and plot development abound as Sawyer & co. get stuck in the Wayback Machine Miles Straume: We don't get involved, right? That's what you said? Daniel Faraday: It doesn't matter what we do. … Continue reading LOST Notes, Season 5, Episode 8: LaFleur

LOST Notes, Season 5, Episode 7: The Life And Death Of Jeremy Bentham

A review of the past week’s episode of LOST from a frustratedly loyal (and loyally frustrated) fan. This week: The Life And Death Of Jeremy Bentham proves that black people are incredibly death-prone in the LOST-verse, and that Jack and Kate are douchebags in the past, the present and now the future. But we already … Continue reading LOST Notes, Season 5, Episode 7: The Life And Death Of Jeremy Bentham

LOST Notes, Episode 5.05: This Place Is Death

A review of the past week’s episode of LOST from a frustratedly loyal (and loyally frustrated) fan. This week: On the nose right from the start, This Place Is Death has no place for subtlety. Jack Shephard: What are you doing? Benjamin Linus: What I'm doing is helping you, and if you had any idea … Continue reading LOST Notes, Episode 5.05: This Place Is Death

LOST Notes, Episode 5.04: The Little Prince

A review of the past week’s episode of LOST from a frustratedly loyal (and loyally frustrated) fan. This week: Does it matter who's raising The Little Prince? It's not Claire, and that means you're all doomed for reasons unrelated to the other circumstances where you're all doomed. John Locke: The light came on, shot up … Continue reading LOST Notes, Episode 5.04: The Little Prince