LOST Notes: Recon – Con Again…And Again…And Again

James "Sawyer" Ford: Trust me, God's got nothing to do with it. This week: No matter the decade, no matter the universe, no matter the reality, there is one constant: Sawyer been gettin' ass, ya'll.  I. The Naked Gun: From The Files Of Sawyer's Neverending Sex Life A. There are two types of women in this … Continue reading LOST Notes: Recon – Con Again…And Again…And Again

LOST Notes: Dr. Linus – A Ben Without Balls Or Bruises

Ben Linus:  I was terrified that I was about to lose the only thing that had ever mattered to me...my power... This week: Theoretical redemption through Saved By The Bell-meets-Law & Order plotlines.  Also, maybe we find out why Jin can't die. I. On This Week's After-School Special / Episode of Fat Albert A. The … Continue reading LOST Notes: Dr. Linus – A Ben Without Balls Or Bruises

GonzoGeek vs. The Oscars 2010: Best Picture

The 82nd Annual Academy Awards are just three weeks away, and between now and then, your GonzoGeek panel will be making their picks alongside our resident Oscar expert: Matt’s copy of “Wrestlemania 2000” for the Nintendo 64. Today: Best Picture A Serious Man - 75/1   An Education - 75/1   Avatar - 1/1   District 9 - … Continue reading GonzoGeek vs. The Oscars 2010: Best Picture

LOST Notes: Sundown – For Plot Devices, That Is

Sayid Jarrah: I stabbed him in the chest like you told me to. THEN I let him talk to me. This week: Sayid doesn't screw around.  Secondary characters, you are on notice!  Main characters, you are all fine, don't sweat.  I. Sayidways A. That is definitely not Sayid's brother. He doesn't have an awesome goatee, he doesn't … Continue reading LOST Notes: Sundown – For Plot Devices, That Is

GonzoGeek vs. The Oscars 2010: Best Director

The 82nd Annual Academy Awards are just three weeks away, and between now and then, your GonzoGeek panel will be making their picks alongside our resident Oscar expert: Matt’s copy of “Wrestlemania 2000” for the Nintendo 64. Today: Best Director Bruce (last year: 2/5) I'm truly afraid that Cameron will win this and proclaim himself … Continue reading GonzoGeek vs. The Oscars 2010: Best Director

GonzoGeek vs. The Oscars: Best Actor

The 82nd Annual Academy Awards are just three weeks away, and between now and then, your GonzoGeek panel will be making their picks alongside our resident Oscar expert: Matt’s copy of “Wrestlemania 2000” for the Nintendo 64. Today: Best Actor Bruce (last year: 2/5) The other night my wife accused me of a man crush. … Continue reading GonzoGeek vs. The Oscars: Best Actor

LOST Notes: Lighthouse – Showing Us The Way To The Same Ending As Last Week

  Hugo "Hurley" Reyes: Ok, but trying to get Jack to do something is, like, impossible.  This week: Ok, seriously, guys, quit winking at me and make with the plot development.    I. Wait, Jack's Kid Is Also Kind Of An Aloof, Secretive Dick?  You're Kidding Me!  A. I am grossed out that the portal … Continue reading LOST Notes: Lighthouse – Showing Us The Way To The Same Ending As Last Week

LOST Notes: The Substitute – Assessing The Candidates

  James “Sawyer” Ford: Well, I guess I better put some pants on.   This week: As always, Locke helps things get back on track, the "candidates" are revealed and Jacob should probably learn to keep a pen and piece of paper on him at all times.       I. Locke - Plane Crash = Train Wreck   … Continue reading LOST Notes: The Substitute – Assessing The Candidates