LOST Notes: What Kate Does – Lowers My Expectations For This Season, That’s What

Jack Shephard: You have a few questions?  Well so do we. This week: even an atomic bomb can't make Kate's backstory interesting. I. Alternate Reality Kate Is Just Kate Without Men To Sleep With (Yet) A. If all the extra screen time for Alternate Reality Arzt (ARzt?) doesn’t end with him still, somehow, getting blown … Continue reading LOST Notes: What Kate Does – Lowers My Expectations For This Season, That’s What

LOST Notes: LA X, Part 2 – Indiana Jack & The Temple Of WTF?

Jack Shephard: Nothing is irreversible.   This time: Sayid has died, Sayid is risen, Sayid will come again.  Also, no matter the universe, reality or timeline, Kate sucks.  And hey, Other Others! I. Rock Me, Iraqi Jesus A. Pretty sure dead Juliet and nearly-dead Juliet needed to get on the same page.  Nearly dead – “it … Continue reading LOST Notes: LA X, Part 2 – Indiana Jack & The Temple Of WTF?

LOST Notes: LA X, Part 1 – Doomed To Repeat It

 Desmond Hume: Nice to meet you, Jack...or to see you again. This time: They get off the Island, but they also don't get off the Island, Juliet dies (again!), a bunch of other dead people make cameos and even the all-knowing-all-seeing-dead-guy-of-the-universe can't share a little info when things get heavy. I. In Which Jack Is More … Continue reading LOST Notes: LA X, Part 1 – Doomed To Repeat It

LOST Notes, Season 5 Finale: The Incident

Jacob: It takes a very long time when you're making the thread...but I suppose that's the point, isn't it? OR Rose Nadler It's always something with you people. LOST, Season 5 Finale The Incident I. In Which The Mysterious Puppeteer Is Not Only Real, But He Looks Kinda Like Your Fuck-Up Uncle. A. I'm going … Continue reading LOST Notes, Season 5 Finale: The Incident

LOST Notes, Season 5, Episode 15: Follow The Leader

Hugo "Hurley" Reyes: All right, dude. We're from the future. Sorry. LOST, Season 5, Episode 15 Follow The Leader I. The Part Where Richard Looks To Be In His Early 40s And Helps Some Of The Castaways Pursue Their Definition Of Destiny. A. For all the Kate mockery over the past several seasons, I totally … Continue reading LOST Notes, Season 5, Episode 15: Follow The Leader

LOST Notes, Season 5, Episode 13: Some Like It Hoth

This week: When you heard the title was "Some Like It Hoth," you probably had a pretty good idea of how the episode was going to go.  You were mostly right. Miles Straume: Third day we were here, I was on line at the cafeteria and my mother got in line behind me.  That was … Continue reading LOST Notes, Season 5, Episode 13: Some Like It Hoth

LOST Notes, Season 5, Episode 12: Dead Is Dead

This week: "Dead is Dead" (the phrase, not the episode) might be the biggest sack of shit they've ever tried to feed us. They may as well have called this one "No Seriously, Walt Is Old Because Time Travel" or "Jack Is A Reasonable Man" or "Different Haircut = Different Ages!!!". John Locke: ...then I'm … Continue reading LOST Notes, Season 5, Episode 12: Dead Is Dead

LOST Notes, Season 5, Episode 11: Whatever Happened, Happened

A review of the past week’s episode of LOST from a frustratedly loyal (and loyally frustrated) fan. This week: The group has a hard time coming to terms with the fact that "Whatever Happened, Happened". Roger Linus: LaFleur asked me where my keys were. That bastard doesn't ask any questions he doesn't already know the … Continue reading LOST Notes, Season 5, Episode 11: Whatever Happened, Happened

LOST Notes, Season 5, Episode 10: He’s Our You

A review of the past week’s episode of LOST from a frustratedly loyal (and loyally frustrated) fan. This week: It takes a whole episode of manufactured tension for Sayid to finally do what he was born to do in "He's Our You". James "Sawyer" Ford: Three years, no burning buses. Ya'll are back for one … Continue reading LOST Notes, Season 5, Episode 10: He’s Our You

LOST Notes, Season 5, Episode 9: Namaste

A review of the past week’s episode of LOST from a frustratedly loyal (and loyally frustrated) fan. This week: Say "Namaste" to the returning castaways as Kate puts the "drama" in "Dharma"...or something. Kate's stupid, that's my point. Christian Shephard: I'm sorry, but you have a bit of a journey ahead of you. LOST, Season … Continue reading LOST Notes, Season 5, Episode 9: Namaste