When I was in eighth grade a new kid moved in and was quickly assimilated into our wandering band of geeks. The new guy came to Louisiana from New Jersey. He brought The Destroyer with him. I was intrigued by the covers of his paperbacks showing cars, guns, women, ninjas and guys doing martial arts. None of … Continue reading The Expendables – the review
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Fools' gold out of their mines The girls are soaking wet No tounge's drier than mine I'll come when I get back “Yah mule, yah!” – Yosemite Sam Carrot? Stick? CHEESCAKE! It makes every day feel like Friday. When Bruce first re-handed me the reigns of this august institution, Blake Lively was gonna be our … Continue reading Friday LinkFrogging – 8/13/10
Maybe Nelly was right... Its hot out there kids. Summer is in full swing and its getting harder and harder to cool off. Its also been a hot month for us here at GonzoGeek. Our traffic went through the roof thanks to folks looking for pictures of Katherine Heigl. We thank each and every one … Continue reading Friday LinkFrogging – 7/30/10
Its that time of year again. Time for the studios to roll out the big blockbusters full of explosions and other enjoyable types of gratuity. This is the time of year when we get to enjoy movies rather than films. Last year, The Hangover was the big surprise and Land of the Lost was the … Continue reading Summer Movies 2010
Welcome back my friends to our weekly walk on the weird side of the web. Do you smell it? Its the smell of freshly mown grass, beer, hot dogs and Icy Hot. That combination can only mean one thing. Baseball season is underway. MLB's opening day game is this Sunday when the Evil Empire, the … Continue reading Friday LinkFrogging – 4/2/10
Howard Stern today held the Tiger Woods' Mistress Beauty Pageant on his Sirius Radio show. Four confirmed mistresses were originally booked but only three (Jungers, Jaimie Grubbs, and Loradena Jolie) ended up showing. Jungers won. Howard, Robin Givens, Gary Del'Abbate, Fred Norris, and Ashley Madison founder Noel Biderman judged the paegent, with voting based 50:50 … Continue reading Jamie Jungers Wins $75K on Tiger’s 9 iron
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