LOST Notes: Lighthouse – Showing Us The Way To The Same Ending As Last Week

  Hugo "Hurley" Reyes: Ok, but trying to get Jack to do something is, like, impossible.  This week: Ok, seriously, guys, quit winking at me and make with the plot development.    I. Wait, Jack's Kid Is Also Kind Of An Aloof, Secretive Dick?  You're Kidding Me!  A. I am grossed out that the portal … Continue reading LOST Notes: Lighthouse – Showing Us The Way To The Same Ending As Last Week

LOST Notes: The Substitute – Assessing The Candidates

  James “Sawyer” Ford: Well, I guess I better put some pants on.   This week: As always, Locke helps things get back on track, the "candidates" are revealed and Jacob should probably learn to keep a pen and piece of paper on him at all times.       I. Locke - Plane Crash = Train Wreck   … Continue reading LOST Notes: The Substitute – Assessing The Candidates

LOST Notes: What Kate Does – Lowers My Expectations For This Season, That’s What

Jack Shephard: You have a few questions?  Well so do we. This week: even an atomic bomb can't make Kate's backstory interesting. I. Alternate Reality Kate Is Just Kate Without Men To Sleep With (Yet) A. If all the extra screen time for Alternate Reality Arzt (ARzt?) doesn’t end with him still, somehow, getting blown … Continue reading LOST Notes: What Kate Does – Lowers My Expectations For This Season, That’s What

LOST Notes: LA X, Part 2 – Indiana Jack & The Temple Of WTF?

Jack Shephard: Nothing is irreversible.   This time: Sayid has died, Sayid is risen, Sayid will come again.  Also, no matter the universe, reality or timeline, Kate sucks.  And hey, Other Others! I. Rock Me, Iraqi Jesus A. Pretty sure dead Juliet and nearly-dead Juliet needed to get on the same page.  Nearly dead – “it … Continue reading LOST Notes: LA X, Part 2 – Indiana Jack & The Temple Of WTF?

LOST Notes: LA X, Part 1 – Doomed To Repeat It

 Desmond Hume: Nice to meet you, Jack...or to see you again. This time: They get off the Island, but they also don't get off the Island, Juliet dies (again!), a bunch of other dead people make cameos and even the all-knowing-all-seeing-dead-guy-of-the-universe can't share a little info when things get heavy. I. In Which Jack Is More … Continue reading LOST Notes: LA X, Part 1 – Doomed To Repeat It