New Woods Order

AP Photo/Matt Dunham In the last few weeks we have learned, ad nauseum, that Tiger Woods' carefully crafted public persona was simply a facade hiding the real Tiger from the public.  The real Tiger, as it turns out, is a world class gashhound (thanks Mr. Ellroy). As floozie after floozie has come out of the …

I Have Arrived and You Should Believe the Hype

Enough! Seriously! Just fucking enough already! We were out Christmas shopping over the weekend and I saw this magazine cover staring at me from several different racks. Why in the blue hell does this woman get to tell "her side of the story?"  Let me tell her side of the story.  I hooked up with …

Friday LinkFrogging – 12/4/09

Welcome to December.  Christmas is only three short weeks away kids.  Have you done your shopping? Me either. I'm too busy compiling our weekly fantastical trip around the internet as compiled by your friendly neighborhood GonzoGeeks. As always, before we hit the links, its time for some cheesecake.  Ironically, it was a hit from the links …