Howard Stern today held the Tiger Woods' Mistress Beauty Pageant on his Sirius Radio show. Four confirmed mistresses were originally booked but only three (Jungers, Jaimie Grubbs, and Loradena Jolie) ended up showing. Jungers won. Howard, Robin Givens, Gary Del'Abbate, Fred Norris, and Ashley Madison founder Noel Biderman judged the paegent, with voting based 50:50 … Continue reading Jamie Jungers Wins $75K on Tiger’s 9 iron
I'm gonna give you a rule of thumb. You foller it and you just might hold on to this ranch of yours. All large-scale crime is an inside job. Takin' fingerprints and sendin' trash off to the lab just don't ger her done. If you're dealin' with people, you gotta be human. - Henry Beige … Continue reading Inadvertent Classics – Rancho Deluxe
This past Tuesday night, I went to Charlotte’s newest live-music venue- the Fillmore. Anvil was performing and this past year’s documentary, ‘Anvil: The Story of Anvil’, depicting their history and struggles to achieve rock stardom had won me over; not with their music, but because these men have marched thanklessly to their own thrash metal … Continue reading It’s a Work – Anvil: The Story of Pro Wrestling
So did you ever get your ear so stopped up you had to go get it unclogged? One of the benefits of having a doctor in the family is you can git 'er done at home. And if what comes out is huge and hairy, it's even cooler if you have another brother around to film … Continue reading Operation: Earwax Removal
In a role that looks likely to eclipse fellow rocker Steven Adler's appearance in slasher comedy 'Dahmer vs. Gacy' erstwhile Black Label Society/Ozzy axeman Zakk Wylde plays Uncle Jed to title charcter Bones White in late-80s set coming-of-age flick '`Bones.' The movie, the writing and directorial debut of Frank Pestarino, is described as a "heart-breaking...story [about] four teens growing … Continue reading 21st Century ‘Stand By Me’?
A man puts a gun in yer face, you got two choices- stand there 'n die or kill the m*th*rf*ck*r! - Wade Garrett My wife sent me an email from Cleveland on Monday night to tell me that Patrick Swayze had died. I read it and then did the only thing a GonzoGeeker could possibly … Continue reading Road House – a Requiem