Road House – a Requiem

A man puts a gun in yer face, you got two choices- stand there 'n die or kill the m*th*rf*ck*r! - Wade Garrett My wife sent me an email from Cleveland on Monday night to tell me that Patrick Swayze had died.  I read it and then did the only thing a GonzoGeeker could possibly …

The Kwanzaa Miracle

What follows is an actual email exchange between me and Stephe on December1, 2005.  As with most of these conversations, it started off as one thing and ended up something completely different. In the spirit of the holidays, please enjoy this very rough treatment for "The Kwanzaa Miracle," sure to become a holiday classic on …