Friday LinkFrogging – 8/13/10

Fools' gold out of their mines The girls are soaking wet No tounge's drier than mine I'll come when I get back “Yah mule, yah!” – Yosemite Sam Carrot? Stick? CHEESCAKE! It makes every day feel like Friday. When Bruce first re-handed me the reigns of this august institution, Blake Lively was gonna be our …

Jamie Jungers Wins $75K on Tiger’s 9 iron

Howard Stern today held the Tiger Woods' Mistress Beauty Pageant on his Sirius Radio show. Four confirmed mistresses were originally booked but only three (Jungers, Jaimie Grubbs, and Loradena Jolie) ended up showing. Jungers won. Howard, Robin Givens, Gary Del'Abbate, Fred Norris, and Ashley Madison founder Noel Biderman judged the paegent, with voting based 50:50 …

Merry Christmas from GonzoGeek

All of us here at GonzoGeek wish you and yours a very Merry Christmas. In the spirit of the holiday, I'm going to share with you the recipe for the best Christmas cookies ever. Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies Notes THIS RECIPE IS STRICTLY FOR MEN OVER THE AGE OF TWENTY-ONE AND UNDER FORTY. DO NOT …

Wrestlemania Weekend – Funny Ad

Between the ROH show and Axxess, we stopped by Tacos-a-Go-Go for some early dinner.  I had been there once before for dinner with Chris before a Supersuckers show.  It was good then.  It was good now. We also ducked into Sig's Lagoon in case they had any wobblers or vinyls that Stephe needed. I love …

Houston Crack, Chris Porter, and Joel McHale

What do you get when you combine Houston hipster hangouts, wannabe MILFs, barstools, and low-rise jeans? Some of the best crack in the land. I particularly admire the lack of anything -- even a thong -- obscuring the view. That's how you can tell we're dealing with a real woman here, not some just-legal still-exploring …

Burger King French Fry and Ketchup Flavored Chips – The Taste Test

Hand modeling by David Cantu Not so long ago, I wrote a piece about my discovery of the new Burger King French Fry and Ketchup Flavored Potato Chips.  It has been among our more popular offerings in recent weeks. Today, David buzzed my office and told me he was coming over.  I knew I should …