I hope Lebron James enjoys Miami.
I hope Miami enjoys Lebron James.
But the gratuitous blowjob the national sports media has given and continues to give this story is beyond ridiculous. I’m looking at you ESPN.
Professional sports aren’t about loyalty anymore. Let’s just forget about that. They are about money, plain and simple. Lebron made his. Good for him.
And speaking of things I’ve had enough of…Lindsey Lohan.
Lindsey, shut the fuck up and do your time like a good little has been.
I don’t want to see your “civil disobedience” etched on your fingernails. I don’t want to hear you tweeted that your sentence is a violation of your eighth amendment rights.
Most of all, I don’t want to see your Svengali father on TV talking about how the system failed you. Sorry dad, the ones who failed Blowhan are you and her mother. You were too busy using your child to print cash and you forgot to raise her with basic sense and morals. It’s on you dude.
So for the second week in a row, I had a reason to use Lindsey Lohan for our cheesecake and I passed. I refused. I didn’t do it. I won’t put her drug addled face on the left side of this piece, not even for the possibility of some cheap traffic.
Because she doesn’t deserve it.
Instead, say hello to Jane Lynch.
I can hear you all saying “What?”
Seriously. I can.
I don’t care.
You know why? I’ll tell you why.
Ms. Lynch is one of the most versatile actresses working on Hollywood these days. From her early work as part of Christopher Guest’s improv ensemble, to her turn as the boss in The 40 Year Old Virgin, to her recurring role as Charlie Sheen’s psychiatrist on Two and a Half Men, she always delivers.
That’s more than you can say about most of the actresses in Hollywood, Lohan included.
Earlier in the week, Ms. Lynch was nominated for an Emmy for her work on Glee. She plays Sue Sylvester the cheerleading coach and arch-nemesis of the Glee-ful kids. I think with a little more Sue Sylvester style tough love and a little less recreational sluttery maybe Lindsey wouldn’t be headed for the big house.
I’m just saying.
On to the links!
Missing Missy – the greatest “lost cat” poster ever.
Not only are you holding the Greatest Creation Ever wrong but…
An encore appearance by last week’s “surly 12-year-old boy.”
Refused Are Fucking Dead – a great biopic of a spectacular band.
And another from a slightly larger act sometimes referred to as “the Stones.”
Cool new music from San Diego.
Get your own “Who Dat?!” Super Bowl ring and help the Gulf along the way.
One of the NHL’s greatest goons ever, dead at 45. RIP Bob Probert.
Two thousand one zero internet’s over…oops…out of time.
But at least there’s still art…
…and social networking. A peak at Google’s “Facebook Killer.”
NFL quarterback success formula
Meet the new boss. Same as the old boss.
Arrested Development – The Action Movie?
Some thoughts on other properties Marvel should put into production…now!
This…is the coolest thing…I have ever seen!
Whoever messed with Wonder Woman’s costume (I’m looking at you Jim Lee) should be drawn and quartered.
And finally, further proof that you can find most anything on the internet, a classic from The Unknown Comic.